The world's fattest man, Nomis Etagni has given birth!! It turns out that all this time he wasn't as fat as we all thought - he was pregnant. He first noticed something was up last Thursday, when he started to get stomach pains. At first he put it down to the 4 palletts of pies and 2 lorry loads of chips that he had eaten as a mid morning snack, but upon investigation by doctors in Kelvedon A&E, he was found to have a baby inside him. A baby boy was delivered by c section on Tuesday. Dr's are baffled as to exactly how he got pregnant, and they suspect that he wasn't pregnant at all, but had inadvertantly eaten a baby, which survived the ordeal. Dr Con Sidderyourselfafriend said "He may have inadvertantly eaten a baby, which survived the ordeal". An investigation into how this happened has been started by Kelveden CID. Any one with info should call 01376 51.... hmm, I'll text you.
Thursday 9 August 2007
Fat Man Gives Birth
The world's fattest man, Nomis Etagni has given birth!! It turns out that all this time he wasn't as fat as we all thought - he was pregnant. He first noticed something was up last Thursday, when he started to get stomach pains. At first he put it down to the 4 palletts of pies and 2 lorry loads of chips that he had eaten as a mid morning snack, but upon investigation by doctors in Kelvedon A&E, he was found to have a baby inside him. A baby boy was delivered by c section on Tuesday. Dr's are baffled as to exactly how he got pregnant, and they suspect that he wasn't pregnant at all, but had inadvertantly eaten a baby, which survived the ordeal. Dr Con Sidderyourselfafriend said "He may have inadvertantly eaten a baby, which survived the ordeal". An investigation into how this happened has been started by Kelveden CID. Any one with info should call 01376 51.... hmm, I'll text you.
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