Two Men In Love

Ex Olympic Wanker Jeremy Bromfield's twin brother has fallen in love - with another man. It all started when Martina Bromfield started work at local retard home Acorn Village. He met a man called Matt, who was his boss, and knew instantly that he was in love. Now they are running of to Bradfield together to do an MA, and they are going to live in an old water tower and have lots of kids. Both Jezzer and Martina were unavailable for comment, so we made this quote up - "I love Matt I do, we want to go up Jumbo together and watch the sunset and we are gonna move to Bradfield and do an MA and get married and have lots of kids but we're gonna adopt as neither of us have a minge". His brother may or may not have said this - "Martina is a rectal-sucking, asshole-sniffing, cum-sucking, penis-chewing cock jockey, and I hope he moves out of my house so I can live here alone and wank off all the time and get lots of cats." We're not sure when the big day is, but we'll let you know. His wedding list is at Elizabeth Duke.