Fat Man Causes Helicopter Crash

The world's fattest man, Nomis Etagni, has caused the Essex Air Ambulance to crash. The incident happened yesterday lunchtime shortly after take off. Police Accident Investigator, PC Pinkerton Pat said "Shortley after take off at 12:37pm yesterday, the Essex Air Ambulance crashed. Eye witness say that it seemed to struggle to take off, went into the air, spun round a bit, then crashed. After extensive investigations, we have discovered that it was severely overloaded. It would appear that a certain paraplegic paramedic is too fat to be flying in helicopters, and should stick to waddling along the ground. Mr Etagni is so fat, his arse has it's own MP."

This lead to a barrage of fat jokes, some we have included in this blog. Nomis Etagni is so fat, he sat on a rowing machine and it sank. Nomis is so fat, his passport picture is an aerial view. He's so fat, he makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac. Nomis is so fat, I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to get on his good side.